In the evening we caught a bus bound for Uyuni
for our 3 day tour of the nearby desert and the salt flats. We'd been
warned about the bus ride to Uyuni being rough and extremely
dangerous. Interestingly I slept far better on our 12 hour journey
than during either of the nights we'd spent at Wild Rover.
Upon arrival in Uyuni we were joined by an
English couple, switched to a 4x4 and hit the dusty road heading in
the direction of the triple border point between Bolivia, Chile and
Argentina. The terrain quickly became scenically bizarre and Francis'
comparison to Tataooine (a planet in one of the later star wars
films) was very apt.
Rolling sand dunes surrounded by sand coloured
rock outcrops would fall away to reveal valleys of what one would
imagine the surface of Mars to look like. Our 4x4 seemed to follow no
visible path except tire tracks left by other Jeeps in the sandy
landscape. Unfortunately a huge portion of the day was spent inside
the Jeep with occasional stops to take photos, but being in a Jeep
with 3 raucous Aussies made the time fly. Our last stop, not too far
from our nights' lodgings, was a green lake filled with flamingoes.
Pretty nice, especially with the snow capped mountains in the
background completing the picture.
Setting off in fairly chilly conditions at 5am
the next morning we immediately came across some geysers spitting out
jets of god knows what which looked all the more imposing as the sun
rose and slowly illuminated the bleak landscape around us.
Shortly, we arrived at our breakfast stop which
was located right next to some hot springs. Without much hesitation
me and Grace took the plunge and it was the nearest thing I'd had to
a hot bath in 5 months. Bliss.
Refreshed and sated we continued our
journey eventually making it to the triple border which was situated
on a scenic lake-mountain combo. Cue photo and hilarious border
hopping around. The rest of the day was spent retracing our steps but
the time went by quickly and I got a comprehensive education in
Australian music courtesy of my travelling companions. Arriving back
in Uyuni we were cooked dinner in our hostel by the lovely woman who
was in charge of the tour. A power cut spiced things up but all in
all it was an excellent night.
Our final day of the tour saw us joined by 2
sour Australians who were hating on Bolivia and everything else
around them (perhaps understandably since they'd lost all of their
travel documents and credit cards). Regardless, the rest of us were
in high spirits at the prospect of finally getting to see the
ethereal salt flats and have a stab at taking some of those tacky
perspective shots that everyone visiting the area is obliged to do.
However before we got our dessert we had to enjoy our main course
which came in the form of the only actual attraction inside the town
of Uyuni – a train graveyard! Groan.
Although initially unenthusiastic (Grace
actually lives near to a train graveyard back home) we actually had
quite a lot of fun climbing around the wrecks and the thrill of
potential tetanus from the rusty jagged edges all over the shop made
for added danger points.
Leaving with our joints still mobile, we joined
the caravan of 4x4's filled with tourists heading to the salt flats.
The shift in landscape was remarkable in its
suddenness. Without warning, the dusty road gave way to a vast
desolate white plain spreading out ahead of is in all directions as
far as the eye could see. The landscape isn't dissimilar to how I
envisage an ice desert to be and maybe this is the closest I'll ever
get to one. We spent a couple of hours messing around and taking
photos. What I should have realised is that everyone else at the salt
flats would be doing exactly the same thing and half the fun was
watching the hilariously bad attempts of everyone else. Ours tended
to involve mostly removal of clothes and terrifying multicoloured
balaclava/face masks we'd bought in La Paz.
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Francis: "This has nothing to do with perspective, why are we doing this!?" Good question. |
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Much more civilized |
Having had our fill of photo taking and with
the sunburn kicking in due to the reflection off the salt, we headed
back after a touristy but undeniably fun experience.
Back
in Uyuni we grabbed dinner in a tacky tourist dive and got chatting
to some other travellers. I had one of the most infuriating
conversations of my life with a Swedish guy. Few things in life annoy
me but something about this really rubbed me up the wrong way.
Without going into detail, it basically comes down to labelling
hallucinogenic drug taking as a form of therapy. This guy wasn't the
first person I'd met refer to taking Ayahuasca
and San Pedro (types of naturally extracted hallucinogenic
substances) as “work” or to the drugs themselves as “medicine”
but he was the first I'd had any prolonged conversation with. I wish
I hadn't. What I guess gets to me is how people like him try and
disguise a recreational and above all FUN activity with serious work
and spiritual enlightenment. No, you're not working through your
inner problems. You're tripping out and seeing rainbows spiralling
out of your hand. It's not hard work. It's fun.
I questioned
him on his beliefs and despite his claims that he used to be rational
and non-spiritual (“just like you” he said as he looked at me
earnestly) his views were wishy washy and inconsistent beyond belief.
I really want to meet someone who can actually convey a structured
argument or have a bash at having some consistent beliefs but so far
my travels have failed to yield fruit. Talking to hippies is probably
a non-starter in that respect. Rant over.
Me and Grace
got on the bumpy bus back to La Paz but not before saying goodbye to
Francis and Scarlett who were heading south to Argentina.
We arrived
in the Wild Rover on the Sunday after St Patrick's Day and the place
was a picture of tranquillity due to the festivities last night. We
spent a day stocking up on more gifts for the folks at home and
eating ludicrously cheap restaurant food.
Grace was
heading back to Australia in the morning so we had a few drinks in
the hostel (the bar being full again in the evening despite nearly
everyone we talked to complaining of a horrible hang-over) before
ending up at the Hard Rock Café of all places which was inexplicably
rammed to the hilt with locals dancing the night away. I said my
goodbyes to Grace and vowed, not for the first time this trip, to
visit Australia in the near future. Most of the Australians I've met
have made excellent travelling companions.