Today, not being a public holiday, the metro
was packed. However the muzak was inexplicably replaced with a
Beethoven symphony. I guess that kind of balances it out. Hans had
told me that Caracas was a place where life's contradictions were
more exposed than in other places and perhaps he had a point.
I resolved to try and get some culture in me
today. Simon Bolivar is the Venezuelan national hero and he freed
large chunks of South America from Spanish rule in the 19th
century... or something along those lines. I'm sure the wiki page can
explain it far better than I. So I was back in central Caracas on my
way to the Bolivar museum. En route I was confronted with an
advancing procession of red and yellow which turned out to be a
socialist march, so of course I tagged along for a bit. It seemed
like a lot of fun: music blaring, dozens of guys following the
procession and selling ice creams, live spanish guitar band,
socialist propaganda etc. Also worthy of mention is the burger I
bought from a street vendor which, among other things, included a
massive slice of avocado on it. That's what you get when you ask for
“todos”.
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Something about the struggle continuing |
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A baby angel eating a mango. Of course. |
After this I really did make it to the Bolivar
museum and Simon Bolivar's house of birth. It was all in Spanish
which was a bit of a pain. Really need to get on that. From the
outside, I can see how this trip might occasionally resemble a bad
episode of “an idiot abroad”. After the museums I took a stroll
away from the nice historic part and as the buildings grew less dense
I caught a glimpse of the barrios (shanty towns) which spread up the
hills on either side of the valley in which most of Caracas sits. I
also remembered a story Hans had told me about a project designed to
make the barrios look nicer. The government decided to give white
paint to the inhabitants so that they could paint their houses. One
of the neighbourhoods actually did it and Hans said it looked “like
Greece”. However all the other barrios just sold the paint.
Brilliant.
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Folk in period dress outside Bolivar museum |
The main problem (for me) in Caracas is how
damn expensive it is. Against my better judgement I'm staying in a
“nicer” area in a “safe” hotel which is costing a lot as
well. That's not what this trip is about. I've resigned myself to not
fully exploring the dodgier bits of Caracas until I have more Spanish
under my belt which means it'll have to wait. Much as my Michel
Thomas language tapes gave me practice in preparing and executing
meticulous sentences in various tenses, they didn't prepare me for
actually trying to understand a Spanish person talking at full speed.
Damn you Michel. Perhaps I'll stop typing and watch the Spanish
dubbed version of “Liar, Liar” (one of Jim Carrey's best) which
is on TV right now.
Be prepared for all that avocado that will be appearing around the place. Its a staple that I still refuse to enjoy. Also, be prepared for me being an avid fan, reader, and commenter of this blog. Edinburgh is no Caracas. And I am not leaving here soon x
ReplyDeleteI have just discovered your blog by accident after falling into Facebook for the first time in months. I am now about to dedicate hours to reading your blog from the very beginning and chart your slow and painful grasp of the Spanish language in fast forward.
ReplyDeleteHave you ever read the book accompaniment to "The Idiot Abroad" (titled same) and is this the model for your blog?
Also, I hope your friend Hans isn't mad about his vintage leather jacket going missing.
Looking forward to reading of your exploits. Missed you.
Klee x